**Breaking News*** The 5000 Prisoners Cynthia McKinney Claimed Assassinated Found Alive

For those of you who think Cynthia McKinney is moon bat crazy, think again. McKinney claimed on October 6th, that the Department of Defense executed 5000 people during Hurricane Katrina. There is some truth to the caper, but with a macabre twist.

Her statement:

Cynthia McKinney, Green Party Presidential candidate, charged the Department of Defense with the cover-up of 5,000 execution-style deaths during the chaotic aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in September 2005 on September 28. She related that an anonymous mother told her that her son had processed 5,000 corpses, mostly male, with a single bullet wound to the head and entered the results into a Pentagon computer. The mother stated that the son had signed a confidentiality agreement and could not legally talk, and that the bodies were dumped into the swamp.

Now I have no…no…I have verification from insiders who wish to remain anonymous, at the Red Cross, that this is true. I suspect that these were prisoners. And so, you know, this investigation of the whole prison industrial complex is extremely important. And it should not end with just a question of the nature of prisons in our country, but these five thousand souls also need some justice too.

McKinney said in the same statement she did receive confirmations from “anonymous insiders” from the Red Cross and that McKinney said she suspected these 5,000 were prisoners of the state.

The good news is the 5000 prisoners who were allegedly executed by the Department of Defense, have been found alive. They are apparently in the custody of ACORN’s Lazareth Department, and have been duly registered to vote in Ohio. The macabre twist: they are being forced by ACORN to vote for Obama.

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