Hypothetical scenario:

Say you were just driving along in your car when all of a sudden your car is being pelted with books of a classical nature, scholarly writings, and dictionaries. You slam on your brakes, exit your car, look up into the sky and witness the horror unfolding. Flying saucers are discharging the aforementioned  literary ammunition through the square shaped barrels of extraterrestrial space guns. All moving objects are being targeted and shot with erudite and literate publications. You look down at the amassing publications, when you are pinged in the temple by Shakespeare’s The Tempest, knees buckling, you slide to the ground and take cover in your automobile.

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The FBI has uncovered email exchanges between Janet Napolitano and Abdul Farouk Abdulmutallab, the Northwest flight bomber. The emails date back several months. Janet Napolitano has a history of being an acutely vulnerable victim preyed upon by those who prey upon those who pray to get rich quick. It was this weakness that led to her involvement with Abdul Farouk Abdulmutallab. Transcripts of the emails to follow.

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Tareq and Michaele Salahi, the couple who crashed the White House State Dinner, did have a terse and uncomfortable exchange with Barack Obama, the Secret Service has revealed. The exchange took place in the greeting line whilst Michaela was shaking hands with Barack Obama. Instead of the customary exchanges of pleasantries, Michaele was asked by Barack Obama…

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The facts are these: Abdul Farouk Abdulmutallab, a Nigerian, an affiliate of Al Qaeda, a Muslim, a terrorist, a recent visitor to a breeding ground for Al Qaeda operatives (Yemen), identified on international terrorist watch lists, whose father warned the U.S. Embassy two weeks ago about his son’s radical jihadi perspective and religious views becoming militant and extremist, whose visa was revoked by Britain, who was allowed to keep his U.S. visa, was allowed to board without a passport, who the TSA deemed inappropriate for the no-fly list due to lack of credible evidence against him, attempted to detonate a bomb aboard Northwest Flight 253, causing it to go kaboom as it descended to the Detroit airport. According to our Secretary of Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, the system worked.

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If Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid put their collective heads together 2000 years ago and penned front page news about the birth of Christ, this would be the result:

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So it has come to this.

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The venerable question that has bewildered scholars and thinkers of the Bolshevistic persuasion since Peter the Great is: how many czars does a czar need, and does a czar need a czar to watch over his czars?

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It is every American’s patriotic duty, if they are over the age of 65, an active exploiter of Medicare or any other government services, and not contributing retribution, to plan for their departure from American society. If you are over 65, a burden, you should feel duty bound. Now which of you folks here feels patriotic, raise your hand–Barack Obama

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Washington–White House Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, released an official statement from Barack Obama apologizing to anyone who may or may not have been under the perception of being upset by Air Force One, with an F-16 in pursuit, buzzing ground zero in New York, various buildings along the Hudson, rattling office windows in a no fly zone where the last time a jet graced these skies, it slammed into the World Trade Center towers, across the Verrazano  Bridge, then for good measure, buzzed the Statue of Liberty’s head, all the while terrorizing anyone in sight.

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Barack Obama has released a press statement concerning the end to the U.S. and Somalian pirate standoff.

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