Confessions of a Racist

I confess. I am a racist of the most nefarious caste. Indeed, a garden variety racist, I am not; I have not wasted my time with the intolerance of other races; I never understood the point of advocating industrial racism at a governmental level; I do not believe my race is necessarily superior to another. No, sir, my racism breaches the boundaries of decency. I am a racist of the most malefic sort. I disagree with almost the entirety of Barack Obama’s performance so far as president. I am white, Barack Obama is black, I disagree, and that, according to the Left’s consensus gentium, makes me a racist. Case closed.

To compound my xenophobic indiscretions, I was completely oblivious, apparently suspended in a pathological state of denial that I was a racist, until Barack Obama was elected president. I have been branded the appellation of racist because of my fundamental disdain for the unconstitutional orientation of Barack Obama, and his bizarre and insatiable appetite to eradicate the bedrock of this country– by, no less, the most credible bastion of equitable thought– the contemporary Leftist perspective.

The ensuing are confessions of my racism, as defined by the Left:

• Barack Obama is President. He is black. He is attempting irreparable harm to this country. I am stalwartly against his policies. I am white. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama is displaying all the characteristics of a fascist. I despise fascism. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama has accomplished nothing of merit in his professional life, has no track record of operating any enterprise, has spent the majority of his life being subsidized by taxpayer money, and his leadership skills are a testament to this. I believe Palin, as unqualified as she was, was much more qualified than Obama. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama continues to associate with and support the criminal organization ACORN, and continues to fund them as they commit felony after felony across this country for his party’s benefit. I think ACORN should be prosecuted, fined, then systematically dismantled and cast asunder. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama is a pal of William Ayers, the unrepentant domestic terrorist in the same vein as Timothy McVeigh, except for the fact that McVeigh was not set free on a legal technicality. Obama steadfastly refuses to denounce Ayers or his acts of terrorism. I think Obama has a soft spot for domestic terrorists if their ideologies align. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama is a defeatist and if left unchecked, will cause the United States to become a defeatist nation at a time when our world increases in evil. As stated, I believe Obama is a defeatist. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama displays an apocalyptic fascination with an enervated America, especially as other nations are either expanding or evolving their nuclear arsenals and militaries. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama has proposed cutting 1.2 billion dollars from the missile defense fund and is in the process of dismantling the missile defense shield in Eastern Europe, at a time when rogue countries, such as Iran and North Korea, either have the capability, or are developing the capability, to become nuclear nations. I believe Obama is illiterate when it comes to this nation and its ally’s defense. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama continues to punish small businesses, which create 70% of this nation’s jobs (while actual unemployment is 17%), by raising taxes, increasing regulation, and forcing small businesses to fund insurance for their employees during a recession he has perpetuated. Obama’s ideology has the ingredients for a long, deep, and sustained recession. I believe Obama is economically illiterate. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama has demonstrated with impunity that for someone who claims to have taught Constitutional Law, he is completely ignorant of the Constitution’s intent and meaning, or abhors the intent and meaning, or both. I believe that if Obama actually did teach constitutional law, he was commissioned to the post without merit, and woefully lacking substance. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama is in the midst of destroying the best health care system in the world. He will destroy the individual rights of the entire country to implement his socialist medicine. I hope his health care bills never come out from under the Pelosi-Reid rock.  Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama, as a sitting president, has so far declared war on Rush Limbaugh and Fox News Channel. I think Obama is on the brink of being incapacitated by immaturity. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for accomplishing nothing. He accepted. I believe Barack Obama to be the phoniest president this country has experienced. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama’s Attorney General, Eric Holder, refuses to prosecute ACORN, and has even reinstated their grants from the Department of Justice. This is at the behest of Obama. I believe Obama to be culpable in the criminal activities of ACORN as an accessory. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama’s Attorney General, Eric Holder, called America a “nation of cowards.” I believe Eric Holder and Barack Obama are cowards. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama, in reacting to the arrest of Harvard Professor Henry Gates, a black man, by Officer James Crowley, a white man, stated with no knowledge of the details of the events other than the race of each individual, “I don’t know, not having been there and not seeing all the facts, what role race played. Cambridge police acted stupidly in arresting somebody when there was already proof that they were in their own home.” I think Barack Obama’s first instinct was a prejudicial and racist comment. Therefore, I am racist.
• Barack Obama’s thesis from Columbia shed insight as to his early predilection for socialism and a disdain for the Founding Fathers: …the Constitution allows for many things, but what it does not allow is the most revealing. The so-called Founders did not allow for economic freedom. While political freedom is supposedly a cornerstone of the document, the distribution of wealth is not even mentioned. While many believed that the new Constitution gave them liberty, it instead fitted them with the shackles of hypocrisy. I believe Obama does understand the Constitution, but abhors its authors and its intendment, and will do anything within his power to make it permanently irrelevant. Therefore, I am racist.

So there you have it, caught red-handed– a racist. Indeed, a racist that has never invoked Obama’s skin color or race for disparaging purposes. But keep in mind, if you call people stupid long enough and often enough, they will probably, at some point, start to believe they are stupid, then act accordingly.

If you think you too may be a racist, please utilize the following flow chart for verification.

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