Herman Cain, the Constitution, and the Resurrection of America

Before last week, I knew three things about Herman Cain: he is black, is the former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza, and is considering running for president of the United States as a Republican. Before then, nothing; since then, assuming he doesn’t walk-back his statement regarding the 2nd Amendment, a paladin of the fundamental principles upon which this Republican form of government was founded.

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This is the America I Love: How Shooting bin Laden Led to the Attack on a Hippie

The killing of Osama bin Laden set off a chain reaction, culminating in the retro sport of the 1960s, when contesting hippies was a socially acceptable recreation.

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The Barack Obama Administration: Fifty Facts Regarding the Assassination of Osama bin Laden

According to numerous studies, it takes 10,000 hours of practice to become an expert at something. Whether sport, art, science, vocation, lying, or incompetence, it can be accomplished in as little as 10,000 hours of practice. Therein lies Barack Obama and his administration’s problem with attempting to coherently and truthfully relay to the world what happened during the Osama bin Laden assassination in Pakistan. Obama’s antagonist and his toughest challenge since, well, quite frankly, since his dialogue and actions have been publicly recorded, has been the truth. The facts of what actually happened during that fateful 40-minute raid have changed every time an Obama administration agent has been introduced to a microphone. The ambiguous, vague, duplicitous, and paranoid substitutes for the truth from Obama have reached mythical status.

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My Interview With Donald Trump

Donald Trump, after feeling slighted and dismissed by CNN host and serial prostituter Eliot Spitzer and a panel of business experts, who were debating his wealth, or lack thereof, telephoned the show—collect—to correct the panel regarding their not understanding his astronomic wealth and the proper method of calculating it. After encountering numerous roadblocks, such as his past audits, records, and depositions, it was apparent Trump was struggling to make his case, or explain why he would be the most magnificent and majestic president of the United States; he explained how his wealth would make him nonpareil among the contenders. Trump was hoping for a more political parlay with democrat Spitzer.

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The Department of Justice Cleared of Racial Discrimination by the Department of Justice

I knew it the moment I saw the video on November 4, 2008. Election day. It was reminiscent of the Jim Crow laws: blacks trying to peacefully exercise their ability to vote, and whites suddenly breaching the exclusive polling places of black voters.

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Three Highly Esteemed Constitutional Experts Declare Obama’s Military Attack on Libya Unconstitutional

Oh, the times they are a-changin’.

Seems like just yesterday that when one nation aggressively amasses eleven U.S. naval ships, which include three submarines, two destroyers, and various sundries of amphibious and supply ships, in another nation’s sea, starts launching missiles, rockets, and whatnot at said country, dispatches fighter jets on bombing missions around said country–especially the leader of said country’s personal compound–receives return fire that downs a dispatched fighter jet, this was called a war.

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An An Open Letter to Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker and the Republicans

I received the following dispatch from the Internet via e-mail from a harried Wisconsin Middle-School teacher beseeching me to assist in getting his message to the powers that be in Wisconsin, as he is certain that his letter will be compelling and complicit in altering Governor Walker and the Republicans’ decision to destroy their God given right of union representation in all facets of their jobs. He felt it would be better if he was able to electronically smuggle his message out of Wisconsin for security reasons. Using his keen skills of discernment, and after perusing my contemplations, Mr. Duda was compelled to approach me as a Brother in Arms. Mr. Duda’s advancement of his right to not be forced to pay for his retirement and insurance, and to be heard by Governor Walker personally, has been as stagnant as his quest for his doctorate in English by bypassing his master’s degree. I responded to his request with haste, as I am certain that Governor Walker and the Republicans will have read and discussed my presentation before the morrow.

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Barack Obama Explained

Why the Founding Fathers would not like the Tea Party: A Teachable Moment by Bill Maher

Bill Maher, one of myriad commissioned nincompoop delegates of the Left, and a poor man’s Maxine Waters, expressed the plenary sentiments of the Left last week regarding the Left’s theoretical relationship between the Founding Fathers and the constitutionally inclined Tea Party:

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Defending The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Mark Twain, and American History from the Politics of the Left

“The good writers are Henry James, Stephen Crane, and Mark Twain. That’s not the order they’re good in. There is no order for good writers…. All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called ‘Huckleberry Finn.’ If you read it you must stop where the Nigger Jim is stolen from the boys. That is the real end. The rest is just cheating. But it’s the best book we’ve had. All American writing comes from that. There was nothing before. There has been nothing as good since.” –Ernest Hemingway, The Green Hills of Africa

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